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RichYou
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# Posted: 28 Dec 2008 04:50
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Two people were going fishing.
They went a long way to buy the equipment, bait and a video camera. Then they drove to the seaside.
The roads were bad, and their car was badly damaged, with dents here and there. Most of their equipment was damaged, too.
After they reached the seaside, they caught only one fish.
One of them said, "Business was really bad today. Do you know how much we spent on this one fish alone?"
The other answered, "Of course, I do. We spent two thousand dollars on just this one. It is a little too much!"
The first person then said, "Good thing we didn't catch more, or the costs would have been even higher. Two thousand dollars for one fish!"... 
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RichYou
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# Posted: 29 Dec 2008 06:06
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There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel.
Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager!"
So the bellman said very politely, "Madam,this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"...
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kyrash
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2009 21:23
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Just saw this thread and felt like bringing it back to life. No disrespect to the blondes on the forum with this next joke
So three girls are lined up on execution day, all charged with murder, and are destined to be shot one by one. There was a red head, a brunette, and a blond. The red head was first, the guard lined up his gun and the chief began to direct him with " READY, AIM. .." and the Red head yelled " TORNADO!" Everyone ducked to the ground and the red head escaped just in time. Next was the Brunette. The guard re-lined up his gun and the chief began to call out " READY, AIM.." And the brunette yelled out " HURRICANE!! " once again, everyone ducked and the brunette escaped. By now the blond was finally catching on. The guard re-lined up his gun and the chief began his call again " Ready, Aim!!" And the blond yelled " FIRE!"
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HowieD
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2009 13:06
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Ahhh! That was a good one! The fish one needs alittle work.
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daniel
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# Posted: 17 Sep 2009 00:40
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Ha ha ha!!!I don't want to catch that kind of fish
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