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cmartel
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# Posted: 14 Sep 2007 13:31
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The lineup for the "male" side of St. Peter's gates to heavan was looking exceptionally long that day. God, realizing that something must be going on, made a decision.
"Okay guys, I want all of the guys that dominated their wives in a lineup on the left, and all the guys that were dominated by their wives in a lineup on the right."
God went into the back room to talk with St. Peter and came back to find the two lines had been formed. The linup of men that had dominated their wives was exceptionally short- only one man stood there, while the other lineup (of men that had been dominated by their wives) was filled with thousands of men!
God looked in dismay at the sight before him and cried out, "Guys, guys! What happened to you? I create equality among sexes, free thought and feeling, and only ONE MAN has the balls to empower himself?" He then turned to the lone man and asked him, "you there, WHY are you in this line?"
The guy looked at God, shrugged his shoulders, and replied "I have no idea... my wife told me to stand here."
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jdejvet
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# Posted: 15 Sep 2007 01:00
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My husband and I just laughed our heads off! Thanks, that was great!
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qstock
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2009 21:04
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very nice very nice.
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samueldarwin
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# Posted: 28 Feb 2009 21:12
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daniel
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# Posted: 17 Sep 2009 01:04
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I'm having a second thought to marry next year..my future wife seemed to fit in the dominating category
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robinincarolina
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# Posted: 18 Sep 2009 10:31
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Send your future wife to me, I can fix her. lol.
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