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jsf
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# Posted: 19 Jan 2008 10:21
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This is what marriage is really all about '
He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.
The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out
the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile
in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they
were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for
the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said
they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
sipping the drink.
Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
Meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to
sharing everything.'
As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to
eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered
'THE TEETH.'
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wealthymarket
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# Posted: 19 Jan 2008 17:25
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LOL!  Thanks for sharing. My wife will love that one.
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cybermommy
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# Posted: 19 Jan 2008 18:33
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Rofl!!!
I just told my DH and he is in stitches,thanks for sharing
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wealthymarket
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# Posted: 19 Jan 2008 22:21
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What's DH, cybermommy? (is it dear husband, or am I just guessing there? ).
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aleker
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# Posted: 5 Jun 2008 15:42
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Haha! That' really funny. Good joke.
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molyda
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# Posted: 21 Dec 2008 17:13
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Ew nasty!!! *giggle*
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Phil Stones
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# Posted: 6 Feb 2009 07:59
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Brilliant ¬!
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