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nk430
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#1 · Posted: 13 Oct 2005 16:44
1) Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
2) You get really excited about a 3% pay raise.
3) Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
4) You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
5) You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
6) It's dark when you drive to and from work.
7) Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
8) "Communication" is something your group is having problems with.
9) You're already late on the assignment you just got.
10) Free food left over from meetings is on your mind to bring home at the end of your shift.
11) Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
12) Art involves a white board.
13) You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!''
14) Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".
15) Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
16) Your boss' favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes", "in your spare time", "when you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."
17) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
18) When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone with your company's name.
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reeduw
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#2 · Posted: 22 Oct 2005 01:21
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shun
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#3 · Posted: 22 Oct 2005 07:25
So true! So true!
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cathy_ysh
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#4 · Posted: 20 Apr 2006 02:45
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PNL Travel
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#5 · Posted: 30 May 2006 16:50
ha ha, I've been there! 
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mcbsconsulting
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#6 · Posted: 1 Jun 2006 11:39
Been there, done that... 
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