A couple of ha-ha's for you

Discussion in 'Humor' started by 2002mjf, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. 2002mjf

    2002mjf New Member

    A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. She wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, she gathered her wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

    [Post edited. Only clean jokes please - Admin]
  2. gamesofskill2

    gamesofskill2 New Member

    I like that joke. When asked where is Jesus today? I believe each response may have been a correct one.
  3. 2002mjf

    2002mjf New Member

    Quoting: 2002mjf[Post edited. Only clean jokes please - Admin]

    Sorry about that[​IMG], I thought it might be a little racy. In the future, I will only post "G" rated jokes[​IMG]
  4. aleker

    aleker New Member

    Hahaha.......but why was it not "G" rated?

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