A funny joke

Discussion in 'Humor' started by gregriv69, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. gregriv69

    gregriv69 New Member

    A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

    The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

    "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

    "Well, then we need a urine sample."

    "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

    "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

    "I can't do that, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm too drunk to do that!"
  2. sss3d

    sss3d New Member

    Haha! That was a good joke!
    I appreciate your post.
  3. Anna

    Anna New Member

    Haha! I thought I have heard every joke like this before, but this was a new one to me, and gave me a good laugh! Thanks! [​IMG]
  4. Chaz T

    Chaz T New Member

    Oh the joy of jokes! Nice one!
  5. funbiz

    funbiz New Member

    Here's one for you yanks ...

    Stupid ... but funny things to make you stop and think!

    1. Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    2. Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

    3. Only in America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    4. Only in America ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    5. Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in thedriveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    7. Only in America ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    9. Only in America ... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    10. Only in America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

  6. Anna

    Anna New Member

    Only in America... those are the best because of the truth they entail... I have heard a couple of those before but not the whole list!! Good stuff... [​IMG]
  7. roger

    roger New Member

    My daughter asked me:

    "Daddy, can I have 20 bucks?"

    I said:

    "15 bucks? What do you need 5 bucks for?"


  8. Chitchatt

    Chitchatt New Member

    Quoting: funbiz1. Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    2. Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

    11. Only in America ... We park in a driveway and drive on a Parkway.
  9. Anna

    Anna New Member

    ahhh Chitchatt... that is a very good one.

    I heard this one the other day... talking about how some people just depend too much on technology..

    "I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. "Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery for this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy which she handed to me with the car keys. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."
  10. prathamesh

    prathamesh New Member

    i like your joke very much.
  11. innominds

    innominds New Member

    nice jokes guys!

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