A Hillary Clinton Joke

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Singapoor, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. Singapoor

    Singapoor New Member

    Last week's "My husband is not secretary of state, I am" situation has Hillary Clinton on my mind. So, I thought I'd add an old Clinton joke to the section [​IMG].

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    The President and Mrs. Clinton are vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. They exchanged hellos, and the Clintons went on their way.

    As they drove on toward destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today."

    She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States."
     
  2. A8ch

    A8ch Gold Member

  3. Singapoor

    Singapoor New Member

    Thanks Hermas [​IMG].
     
  4. johnjimat

    johnjimat New Member

    lol haha.. that was funny..
     
  5. Newbie Shield

    Newbie Shield Gold Member

    Hi Singapoor,

    Good humor :)

    I bet you'd agree with me when I say they both rock. Hard to say what they'd have each accomplished if they hadn't gotten married.

    Interesting thought.

    ~Newbie Shield~
     
  6. Singapoor

    Singapoor New Member

    I'm glad you enjoyed it John.

    Hi NS,

    Actually I do agree that they're both capable, driven, individuals with slightly different skillsets/strengths. But as with topics like religion, earnings, and sexuality, it's bad etiquette to go too deep into politics at the dinner table [​IMG].

    So to keep the thread superficial and lighthearted, I'll stop at saying that I also agree when you bring up the fact that it's interesting to think about what may have been accomplished had they not married.
     
  7. Vishal P. Rao

    Vishal P. Rao Administrator Staff Member

  8. mountainmom5

    mountainmom5 Gold Member

    LOL - I just absolutely adore how we can have such educationally funny discussions in the coffee break room.[​IMG]
     
  9. Singapoor

    Singapoor New Member

    Thanks Vishal [​IMG].

    Me too M5.
     
  10. lanitap

    lanitap New Member

    that was funny[​IMG]
     
  11. Singapoor

    Singapoor New Member

    Glad you liked it lanitap [​IMG]
     
  12. daniel

    daniel New Member

    That was a hilarious one[​IMG]
     

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