Bushology ;-)

Discussion in 'Humor' started by jforphun, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. jforphun

    jforphun New Member

    A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York.
    Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

    He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing
    the dog and saving the girl's life.

    A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a
    hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves
    the life of little girl".

    The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"

    Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
    "Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.

    "But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?"

    The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"

    The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills innocent American dog".
     

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