Death in the Holy Land

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Home Business, Jul 24, 2008.

  1. Home Business

    Home Business New Member

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
    Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

    The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her
    shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the
    Holy Land, for $150".

    The man thought about it and told him he would just have
    her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
    ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be
    buried here and you would spend only $150?"

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried
    here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

    I just can't take that chance!"
  2. VictoriaNTC

    VictoriaNTC Silver Member

    That's a good one!

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