Funny Sentences

Discussion in 'Humor' started by lethalboom, Jun 8, 2008.

  1. lethalboom

    lethalboom New Member

    1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

    her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.



    2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

    1. Tele-Phone

    2. Tele-Vision

    3. Tell to Woman

    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

    4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


    6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

    Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

    Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


    7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

    If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.


    8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


    9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


    10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

    Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
     
  2. happywife

    happywife Gold Member

    Cute! [​IMG]
     
  3. lethalboom

    lethalboom New Member

    i thought they were quite funny :p
     
  4. mountainmom5

    mountainmom5 Gold Member

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  5. PMHayes

    PMHayes New Member

    May i contribute:

    1. A woman's faults are MANY, men have only two, Everything they say and Everything they do!

    Mitch
     
  6. opendomain

    opendomain New Member

    PMHayes: 1. A woman's faults are MANY, men have only two, Everything they say and Everything they do!
    LOL nice.
     

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