How to CALL the police when ...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by funbiz, Feb 4, 2007.

  1. funbiz

    funbiz New Member

    How to CALL the police when ... you are lod and don't move fast anymore.

    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well! , you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

  2. sairashab

    sairashab New Member

    good one [​IMG]
  3. pcwork

    pcwork New Member

    Quick thinking [​IMG]
  4. TicTacWebsites

    TicTacWebsites New Member

    Hahahahah! Now see what quick-thinking does. Just because one is old and cannot move as fast.. doesnt mean one is senile.
  5. Chaz T

    Chaz T New Member

    That's called thinking out of the box[​IMG] Nice!
  6. talfighel

    talfighel Silver Member

    [​IMG]That was a good one. I like that joke very much. [​IMG]
  7. innominds

    innominds New Member

    good joke
  8. aleker

    aleker New Member

    Haha that's a good one. [​IMG]

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