Here are some funny anecdotes submitted by people that appeared in the Reader's Digest... From an Alitalia ad in Mumbai Mirror, requesting applicants for cabin crew: "Criteria for eligibility: "Unmarried/Single Female 22-27 years ... Good eyesight ... Know how to swim ..." Newspaper ad from England. "Parachute For Sale. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain. ??199...." Sign in the entrance hall of a british nursery school: "Dear Parents, We have had a case of head lice in the nursery. Please check your child's hair regularly. Girls with longer hair need to be tied up."