Need Some Laughter?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by marperrr, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. marperrr

    marperrr New Member

    A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
    And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
    He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
     
  2. Twrestler07

    Twrestler07 New Member

    that's good clean humor
     
  3. HummelMarketing

    HummelMarketing New Member

    haha
     
  4. Julsy

    Julsy New Member

    LOVE IT!!! Thanks for the laugh!
     
  5. 2500PerDaycom

    2500PerDaycom New Member

    LOL
     

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