Never Lie To Your Mother

Discussion in 'Humor' started by mycats, Apr 7, 2008.

  1. mycats

    mycats New Member

    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course
    of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how
    beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had
    long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
    Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
    interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
    Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's
    thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since
    your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
    silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

    Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
    So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from
    the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the
    fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Brian
    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

    Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
    you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping
    in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom

  2. PNL Travel

    PNL Travel New Member

  3. westfam11

    westfam11 Member

  4. aleker

    aleker New Member

    Haha thats awesome [​IMG]
  5. Newbie Shield

    Newbie Shield Gold Member

    Way too funny [​IMG]

    ~Newbie Shield~

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