Discussion in 'Humor' started by jsf, Jan 19, 2008.

  1. jsf

    jsf New Member

    This is what marriage is really all about '
    He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.
    The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
    He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out
    the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile
    in front of his wife.
    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
    down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
    people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they
    were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for
    the two of them.'
    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
    politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said
    they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.
    The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
    bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
    sipping the drink.
    Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
    Meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to
    sharing everything.'
    As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
    napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to
    eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
    She answered

    'THE TEETH.'
  2. wealthymarket

    wealthymarket New Member

    LOL! [​IMG] Thanks for sharing. [​IMG] My wife will love that one. [​IMG]
  3. cybermommy

    cybermommy New Member

    [​IMG] [​IMG]Rofl!!!
    I just told my DH and he is in stitches,thanks for sharing [​IMG]
  4. wealthymarket

    wealthymarket New Member

    What's DH, cybermommy? (is it dear husband, or am I just guessing there? [​IMG]).
  5. aleker

    aleker New Member

    Haha! That' really funny. Good joke. [​IMG]
  6. molyda

    molyda New Member

    Ew nasty!!! *giggle* [​IMG]
  7. Phil Stones

    Phil Stones New Member

    Brilliant ?¬!

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