St Peter

Discussion in 'Humor' started by asebf, Oct 7, 2007.

  1. asebf

    asebf New Member

    A Montana farmer dies and is now at Heaven's gate in an interview with St. Peter. St. Peter asks him if he has even done any good works.

    "Sure" he says. "There was this biker guy who was roughing up his "ole lady" so I went up to him and kicked his bike over, tore out his nose ring and punched him in the eye, and told him to knock it off."

    St Peter says - "Hey good for you - when did that happen?"

    The farmer says - "About 2 minutes ago"

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