This is FUNNY

Discussion in 'Casual Chat' started by 4u2nv, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. 4u2nv

    4u2nv New Member

    MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

    Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
    Please select from the following options menu:

    If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

    If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

    If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

    If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

    If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

    If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
    you which number to press.

    If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

    If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

    If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

    If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

    If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

    If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

    If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
     
  2. cybermommy

    cybermommy New Member

  3. aleker

    aleker New Member

    Haha thats pretty funny. [​IMG]
     
  4. lalit7552

    lalit7552 New Member

    This one is really funny ... seems to me that someone who visited too often mental hospital created this ...

    Mine favourite is ..

    If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
     
  5. lethalboom

    lethalboom New Member

    thats pretty funny! thanks for sharing it with us, made my day [​IMG]
     

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