This is hysterical - please read asap

Discussion in 'Humor' started by ateamfuntimer, Jun 8, 2009.

  1. ateamfuntimer

    ateamfuntimer New Member

    Girlfriend 7.0 Vs Wife 1.0 Software Very Interesting
    Dear Tech Support

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run , crashing the system whenever selected.

    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

    Thanks,
    A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
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    REPLY:
    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

    WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

    Best of luck,
    Tech Support
     
  2. A8ch

    A8ch Gold Member

    I enjoyed that a lot. I'm still laughing. [​IMG]

    Hermas
     
  3. robinincarolina

    robinincarolina Silver Member

    or you could send wife 1.0 tp my blog, there is a great book there that tells you how to view the wonderful man in your
    life in a different lite.and the nagging should sease. lol. Its by Kara Oh. I read it and actually starting understanding all the pressures you poor souls have to go through. lol. My nagging stopped, but warining, it teaches us women how to use other techniques how to get what we want.
     
  4. mountainmom5

    mountainmom5 Gold Member

    That was good Adam! I love the creativity.[​IMG]
     

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