Timmy And The Goldfish

Discussion in 'Humor' started by 2002mjf, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. 2002mjf

    2002mjf New Member

    Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

    "My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, "and I've just buried him."

    The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

    Little Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat!"
  2. Vishal P. Rao

    Vishal P. Rao Administrator Staff Member

  3. asebf

    asebf New Member

    Along the same lines:

    A fella walks his dog each AM and always ends up at a local coffee shop - ties his dog up out front. This morning he notices a huge dog also tied up beside his little dog - but goes in anyway.

    Drinking his coffee - reading the paper he hears a horrible dog fight outside - but fears what may be happening as everyone runs to find out what the commotion is all about - but is afraid to go look.

    Another guy comes back inside with tears in his eyes and tells him his big bad dog has been killed by the guys little dog.

    He expresses his remorse to the teary eyed fellow - but inside he is thinking "YES"!!!!

    So he asked the owner of the big dog what happened?

    The big dog owner says his dog choked to death on his little dog.


    Black Humor I suppose.
  4. aleker

    aleker New Member

    Haha, that's pretty funny. [​IMG]

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