Jesus is watching you

Discussion in 'Humor' started by 2002mjf, Mar 9, 2008.

  1. 2002mjf

    2002mjf New Member

    One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "
  2. aleker

    aleker New Member

    Hahahahahahah Wooof!!!

    Thats a good one.
  3. taz87

    taz87 Member

  4. daniel

    daniel New Member

    Hurray for that joke!!!![​IMG]
  5. katereber

    katereber New Member

    Naughty parrot huh..[​IMG]
  6. Jose Roman

    Jose Roman New Member

    Lol, yea that was funny!
  7. katereber

    katereber New Member

    Hello there,
    Yeah funny, but not that funny.. But it's not but at all.

    Good day to you.

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