Why parents drink!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Tadej, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. Tadej

    Tadej New Member

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

    He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home? " he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No."

    Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?"

    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

    Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

    "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

    Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:

  2. PNL Travel

    PNL Travel New Member

    lol - I could see my nephew doing that!!!

  3. mountainmom5

    mountainmom5 Gold Member

    Oh that is too cute! As long as it's someone else's child doing it![​IMG]
  4. molyda

    molyda New Member

    LOL What a brat!!!! [​IMG]
  5. Rosie1

    Rosie1 New Member

    that's cute!![​IMG]
  6. Phil Stones

    Phil Stones New Member

    I just fell off my chair laughing!
  7. crosewood

    crosewood New Member

    lmao! nice one...
  8. Jean LA

    Jean LA New Member

    This really unwinds some of my tight feelings right now. Thanks

    Very funny.
  9. kirsten

    kirsten New Member

    The child has probably seen too many "that-kind-of-film" with his parents ??“ so who to blaim?

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